Jay Maynard
It's just pretty!
Jay Maynard

C.E.O. of Imagination, Inc.

Here at Imagination, I like to believe in stuff! I do nothing other than breathe, eat, and sleep!
Please understand, Imagination, Inc. isn't real!
About Me

Established in 2016

What I do:
  • Breathe
  • Eat
  • Sleep
  • Repeat
  • Fluff
  • Filler
  • Stuffing
You just got to believe in yourself, baby!

Wow! Look at those mountains.
I founded this brave frontier just a few hours ago!
​A small bubble.

A big bubble.
My Products
and Services
My Products
My Services
40 ounces of imagination - only $40!

No, this isn't real - that's why it's called 'imagination'.
We offer a slew of nothingness - only $0!

See what my fictitious customers have to say about me!

  1. Brian Ryan
    "This 'Imagination' stuff is super good, and I totally made that up!"
  2. Phil Philander
    "This is phil-frickin-tastic! I love my imagination!"
  3. Sally Salwagon
    "Just...wow! This tingles my happy places!"
My Team
I am a one man army! Putting the I in TEIAM!
If you have any questions, please do not hesitate to email me and I'll never get back to you.